Sunday, October 11, 2015
Random SW WIP
It scared her. It excited her. Every inch of her, inside and out, tingled as various sensations coursed through her body. She couldn't help but close her eyes as adrenaline, fueled by fear and arousal, pierced her every nerve.
The first twenty minutes saw her miniskirt touch her knees. The next ten saw her knees touch the floor. She shivered and shook, her body flushed and red. She began to sweat, to gasp for air. The other two occupants in the room were paralyzed with fascination.
The sight never grew boring. An hour in, Kara finally lost her composure. She stood and her skirt dropped off her body. Her t-shirt hung at mid thigh, one shoulder exposed. Her hands ran unconsciously over her body,
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Matter (Heroes Fanfic - WIP)
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Blink
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Zach Walker, Vampire Hunter
- Vampires exist as fantasy only, and no such thing has ever walked the earth
- Zack's vampirism is a result of a mutation brought on by his mother's extensive drug usage while he was still developing
- The humans that Zack infects are known as Vampites
- Zack's heart and nervous system are designed as such that he doesn't need to breathe or eat, and blood-sucking is only a measure needed in events of great injury
- Vampirism is contracted by sexual intercourse with a carrier
- Sunlight makes a vampite weak, and kills one if more than 50% of their skin is exposed to the sun for more than 30 minutes. They can walk out in the sun for an indefinite amount of time if ALL of their skin is covered, but they are still weakened from the UV rays coming through their clothing
- Vampites are not "undead" humans. Vampites are a mutation of the human genome, and as such can still be impregnated by humans, as well as impregnate humans. The baby in either situation has a 1 in 500^3 chance of survival
- Silver is not deadly to a vampite, but does cause considerable amounts of pain. Vampites are known to use silver-tipped needles to tattoo themselves, since the silver burns through their skin and allows the ink to take without being rejected
Monday, February 10, 2014
Cartman is a Jew
"Is he really that ignorant?"
"Yes, he really is. He doesn't know anything, and makes no effort to learn anything. His head is so far up his fat ass, it popped out on top of his neck where it started!"
"That kind of ignorance is nearly handicap status worthy!"
- Kyle's mother runs a geneology program through her family tree, and finds out that they are distant relatives of Jesus Christ. Eric's mother uses the same program and also finds that she and Eric are distant relatives of Jesus Christ. This means that Kyle and Eric are related...
- ... and Eric is Jewish.
-OR-
- Kyle's family is related to Jesus, while Eric's family is related to Judas...
- ... which makes Eric Jewish anyway.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
The Never Never Theres
"It almost seems like you could live forever there."
"That's the point. Time stops in Never Never Land."
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
The Curse (WIP)
They called it the Curse of the Eva, but the people knew better. It wasn't the Eva that presented the Curse, it was the LCL.
LCL was a liquefied oxygen meant to fill your lungs and oxygenate your blood from within. When the Angel Wars ended, the Evangelion program was disbanded, and the corporation WILLE decided to dispose of the LCL without any further research into its use.
But that's where things started getting complicated.
The first attack came three years after the disbandment. Hordes of people swarmed WILLE's base of operations, chanting words in a strange language, and calling for LCL. Word soon spread that the attackers were biting people, drinking their blood. The satisfied ones would leave the base, lips stained crimson, while the others continued their attack with rudimentary weapons crafted from whatever they could find.
The pilots of the Evangelion, though, were not included amongst the hordes of people. The thought of using the decommissioned Evas to help disperse the attack came from Dr. Akagi, but it was quickly shot down. Instead, WILLE's security force, armed with gas grenades and rubber bullets, were tasked with the clearing.