Monday, February 10, 2014

Cartman is a Jew

"Is he really that ignorant?"

"Yes, he really is. He doesn't know anything, and makes no effort to learn anything. His head is so far up his fat ass, it popped out on top of his neck where it started!"

"That kind of ignorance is nearly handicap status worthy!"

- Kyle's mother runs a geneology program through her family tree, and finds out that they are distant relatives of Jesus Christ. Eric's mother uses the same program and also finds that she and Eric are distant relatives of Jesus Christ. This means that Kyle and Eric are related...
- ... and Eric is Jewish.

-OR-

- Kyle's family is related to Jesus, while Eric's family is related to Judas...
- ... which makes Eric Jewish anyway.

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