Meet Ama, my stalker: sexy, hot,
intelligent, manipulative... and only half a foot tall.
You heard right. Half a foot; only six
inches. It's hard to resist her the way she is now.
She wasn't always so lacking in
vertical growth. She used to be over five feet tall! Very vain she
was, though. See, she met me on an online chatroom, and though I was
already engaged to someone at the time, she tried to butt her way in
and take me away from my fiance. Her actions and interference helped
to add to the mounting tension in the relationship and my fiance
broke it off with me soon after Ama came into our lives, and
unfortunately for me, Ama never left.
I've done my best to ignore her. I
can't get a restraining order on her because she lives in another
state, but I've tried blocking her number and ignoring emails.
Nothing works; she just can't take a hint. She thinks she's the best
girl for me, and has tried everything she knows to get me to fall for
her, but nothing has worked. She's even sent me naked pictures of
herself, including close-ups of all her private parts! Attractive and
crazy, it's been hard to resist her until now.
I say until now because currently I am
a bachelor, and I wasn't very attracted to Ama until I found out
about her problem.
Ama emailed me a few days ago saying
she had had an accident at her house and that she was wondering if
she could come stay with me for a few days. I would have refused
except that there was a certain sense of urgency in her email, and so
reluctantly I agreed to let her visit and stay for a while. She told me that she'd be
driving her car and that I should expect her within the next 16
hours.
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